learning life lessons

Did you know you can fit a wrapped princess wand inside of a leotard?  You can.  Which is how you get what you want from a store when mom says "no."  Unfortunately, when you get to the next store, and it gets itchy, mom notices that you have something that crinkles in your leotard.  She makes you take it back to the store even though you really wanted it.  When you bat your eyes and apologize to the store employee, they tell you how cute you are and say it was no problem at all.  Mom wishes they would a least be a *little* mean so you would learn that you can't steal even if you are cute.  Oh well. :)