Tater tots give information

Jokes made up by the kids at dinner this week:

Rachel:  Where is a good place to meditate when you wake up?
Us...?
Rachel: Hooommmmmmmmmmeeeee.  (complete with pose)

Hahahaha!

Ella: What kind of cookies were the kids fighting over?
Us:  Chocolate chip!  Peanut Butter!  All the cookies!
Ella: Bicker-doodles!

Hahahahaha!

McKinley: What are a ghost's favorite fruit?
Us: (rolling eyes - repeat joke) "Boo" - berries!
McKinley: (annoyed) No.  Apples.

Hahahaha!  Maybe we were just already so silly after telling jokes, but the matter of fact way she corrected us (like - DUH) was so funny, we couldn't stop laughing.  We crack ourselves up!

Old lady moment:
The girls wanted to watch a movie from the library.  We only have 1 HDMI cord, so either the x-box or the DVD player can be plugged into the TV, but not both.  The x-box was plugged in.
Rachel: Mom, I don't know how to watch a movie on the x-box.
Me: Just put it in the VCR.
Rachel:...the what?
DOH! VCR. Lol.
Raise your hand if you now feel super old and lame. *Katie raises hand*

Also, Ella made a joke out of Rachel's grammar lesson of the day: the 4 types of sentences.  It started out telling about statements, commands, questions, and exclamations, but ended up like this...

Bahahaha!  Tater tot gives information.

We are hilarious.  True story.